This Isn't Going to Get Pretty. I Promise.
Don't worry. This is not a redesign. There's just some sort of host-mandated change afoot that might make things more readable than they normally are. Or not. I really don't know.
They tell me it will leave scars! Cool, gross scars.
When all is done and righted, I 'm sure everything will be back to nasty. You'll probably need lemon juice, a warm light bulb and a fluent appreciation of Post-Achaemenid Aramaic to read this shit.
Other than the double spacing this isn't so bad. You had like 0.8 spacing
before which made the letters bleed together like a subliminal message.
don't worry, we recognize that the schmancy gradient-fill header is just a
decorative misstep. rest assured, the high-contrast color palette and
extreme line lengths maintain the illegibility we've come to expect.