Not satisfied with churning the world's collective stomach and making relentless with the unfunny, Jimmy "Moral Outrage" Kimmel and Sarah "Three Punchlines" Silverman have, according to the Associated Press, teamed up to pound in that last nail. Stay tuned as collection centers are announced where you can drop off any unused candelit dinners, meets-cute, and moonlight.
Bromance and Showmance are still on the table, though. In case you were worried.
i think you should refer to them as "meets-cute"