Am thinking of taking some sort of collection towards getting Phil Simms taken off the air. Was thinking, at first, about a hit man, but that seemed a little extreme (and, after some checking, pricey). Some sort of class-action lawsuit, perhaps? To cover our collective pain and suffering?
Maybe just a quick call to the NSA; if Simms’ color commentary doesn’t qualify as an ongoing act of terrorism, then our government has failed us.