"Voting is not sexy. Voting is not hip, it is not fashionable, it's not a movie, it's not a video game, all the kids ain't doing it. Frankly, voting is a pain in the ass. But here's a word, look it up: It is your duty to vote."
In the meanwhiles, why can't I find a recipe for Revlon-glazed pork chops? I know I've been off the Interhow for a stretch, but stretchin' can be a good thing trust you me.