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Attention Bloggers: No One Gives a Fuck About a Certain Actress’ Forthcoming Collection of Tom Waits Covers

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posted 04/22/2008

You fucking don't, your readers fucking don't, and, if you spend even ten seconds listening to that track it's obvious that she never fucking has, either. This is not news, it is a joke, it's on you; shit's not viral, it's syphilitic, got yr nose.

If you're so goddamned interested in actresses who sing, start covering fucking musical theater.

Maybe it's nice to finally have a face - and yes, nyuk-nyuk, bubbies! - to associate with the steady coring of a medium that once represented a fresh opportunity for personal expression. As the passion of legitimate word-of-mouth continues to be replaced by the echo of blindly regurgitated PR-spew, we can take solace by staring deep into the visage of Woody Allen's worst muse.

Tom Waits - Babbachichuija (mp3) (buy)

Also, I told a PR person today that fine, they could mail me a Santogold promo CD. So fuck me, as well.

tags: scarlett johansson fucking fucking fuck fuck another reason to stop