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posted 08/24/2005

Every week I enter the New Yorker’s Cartoon Caption Contest, and I’ve never been chosen as one of the finalists. I don’t get it.

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YES? YOU THERE IN THE BACK? (3)

1. Gorby left...

08/25/2005 2:35 pm

brilliant...maybe if you sent them in all at once as above instead of one at a time (chronology having such a vast impact on humour)?

2. anise left...

11/07/2005 3:06 pm

by far the funniest thing i've read all week.

i'm so tired of that nyer contest. its stopped me from reading the backpage altogether.

hope you get picked someday.

3. Harry left...

11/27/2007 4:49 pm

The last one is the only one that really works, but it's worth the wait.