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The Great Gubernatorial Fuck-Off

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posted 03/18/2008

Politicians. Let's just grease ‘em all up, pile ‘em on a giant bed, see who balances a budget first.

Is it wrong that I'm sort of proud that the blind man who's been my governor for a half-day has already admitted to having an affair? And that I'm more curious about the mechanics of Paterson's (totally irrelevant, long past) indiscretion than I am McGreevey's skeevy three-way or Spitzer's eighty-grand hooker habit?

A Days Inn? Did he really want to go to a Days Inn, or was he too embarrassed to admit that the cab dropped him off at the wrong place?

I like Paterson a bunch. If you squint hard, he looks a little like Al Smith.

squint harder