Rage Against the Machine, JAMC, Genesis. Phooey. Finally a relevant reunion:
Sure, they "reunite" more often than The Who. But unlike Pete Townshend, these guys have integrity. And great teeth! They were totally ahead of their time. Listen close and you can hear the boys in Wolfmother chanting "We're not worthy."
"Girl: When you hold me, how you control me. You bend and fold me, any way you please." Tantra that, Sting.
God, I miss Garanimals. Daft Punk is playing at my tabernacle, my tabernacle. Did you catch those moves? People say Justin Timberlake is trying to be the white Michael Jackson, but they're wrong. He's obviously trying to be the white Donny Osmond. And get this:


Pfork Fest folks: The Plan! Don't Look Back that shit! Mitt Romney can MC!
[Arcade Fire pic from Scott LaRock's Flcikr]